Couch To Summit

One tower. No checkpoints. No mercy. No refunds. Climb 5,800 studs of stuff that has no business being in the sky: couches, cars, buses, bathtubs, fridges, a suspicious number of washing machines. It starts easy. That's the tutorial. It does not get easier. ⬆️ A clean run takes about 3 hours. You will not have a clean run. 💀 Miss one jump and you fall ALL the way down. Every time. 🎷 Smooth jazz plays the whole way. The audience claps when you fall. Politely. 🗺️ 8 zones, from a sunny backyard to low orbit, each one ruder than the last. 💾 Your spot saves when you leave. Rage quitting counts as a fall. We thought of that. 🏆 Global leaderboards for highest climb… and most falls. 🏕️ Base Camp: a jazz club, a dance floor, a campfire, a cannon, a complaints desk (out of order) and a live board announcing whoever fell last, by name. Fell off? Press E to go back to the start. It's the only help you're getting. Nobody has reached the summit yet.